Sign the Petition

Come on, you know Stephen Colbert will be a way better Head of State than the Queen. He’s already an honorary icehole, and half-French! So, cast your vote to make Colbert Canada's Head of State and when we reach 100,000 names he will have no choice but to accept our offer to be crowned the King of Canada on Parliament Hill this summer.


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